futility files

This might be the best example of futility I’ve ever seen.

Lesson 1 in how to get people to flood a porn site:



Telling someone to not go directly to a porn site is like trying to tell someone... TO NOT GO DIRECTLY TO A PORN SITE.

dbt

caution: bears

One of the bosses in my office responsible for recent mass redundancies and lay offs wears a ridiculous scarf.

I suggested it made him look a bit like Rupert the Bear but one of my colleagues disagreed, saying that Rupert was essentially harmless.

But I don’t know. I remember Rupert being a bit of a cunt.