retired hurt

This could very well be my first ever sports injury.

I don’t count the time I got a sudden case of asthma at the rugby try outs in high school.

Because I don’t have asthma.

Because I was faking it.

Because I fucking hate rugby.

Anyway here is the injury:

It's small, but it's there...

It’s from a blister. Caused by BLISTERING SLAM ACTION on the foosball table!

BLAM!

Look at it… it’s right in the centre of my palm. Like a sort of babyfoot stigmata. I am the Jebus of Table Football.

Hallelujah!

dbt

you get what you pay for, or not

"Waste of time and money"? You want "waste of time and money"?

Ok, Ok… I’ll give you "waste of time and money".

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… The London Bus iphone app.

To be fair I have used this before with some success, and I believe it cost me just 59p but this screen shot is what I was presented with when I asked it to get me from Waterloo Station to my work on Gray’s Inn Road in the fastest possible time. Keeping in mind... this is a London BUS application.

The first step is really where the app fails I believe.

NB If I got in a cab to Holborn I could complete my journey to work in that taxi for about another £2. About the cost of a bus ticket, I’d say.

Take a taxi to Holborn Station? How ‘bout NO, you worthless piece of technoshit!

dbt

when a woman bakes

when a woman bakes
Originally uploaded by dbtelford

another entry from the 365 project i've undertaken this year. thistaken on sunday.

sadly the pie wasn't my doing.

but i was the pie's UNdoing! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!

(it tasted good, is what i'm trying to say)

project 365 :: 2010 01 05 :: kung food

kung food
Originally uploaded by dbtelford

kung food, clerkenwell. the best name for a chinese restaurant. ever.