Thursday 28 January 2010

retired hurt

This could very well be my first ever sports injury.

I don’t count the time I got a sudden case of asthma at the rugby try outs in high school.

Because I don’t have asthma.

Because I was faking it.

Because I fucking hate rugby.

Anyway here is the injury:

It's small, but it's there...

It’s from a blister. Caused by BLISTERING SLAM ACTION on the foosball table!

BLAM!

Look at it… it’s right in the centre of my palm. Like a sort of babyfoot stigmata. I am the Jebus of Table Football.

Hallelujah!

dbt

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